South Park Episode 111 - Tom's Rhinoplasty
This South Park episode was originally aired on 11th February 1998
In this South Park episode Mr. Garrison decides to get a nose job. On the day of his operation, he gets Ms. Ellen to substitute for him. After the operation is complete, he discovers that he can have his dream career: hanging out and screwing hot chicks. Now Ms. Ellen is the new teacher, but that is OK because the boys all have a crush on her, especially Stan, which makes Wendy extremely jealous.
In this episode Stan puked 19 times, including the flashback scenes.
The song that plays in the background whenever Mr. Garrison is seen after his rhinoplasty is "Shadow Dancing" by Andy Gibb.
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(The complete plot for this South Park Episode)
Valentine's Day approaches, and Wendy suggests to her boyfriend Stan ways to spend time together. However, when their schoolteacher Mr. Garrison decides to get a rhinoplasty, a new substitute arrives named Ms. Ellen (Natasha Henstridge) and all the boys in class find themselves inexplicably enamored with her, including Stan. Wendy becomes incredibly jealous and warns her to stay away from Stan, seemingly oblivious to the fact that Ms. Ellen does not return the affection.
Concerned about the children's education, Ms. Ellen reveals she will buy dinner for the winner of a spelling test. The boys actively try to court Ms. Ellen, but Chef (having beaten them) warns them she swings for the other team. The boys do not realize what this means and try to become like that in order to attract Ms. Ellen. Meanwhile Mr. Garrison's nose job makes him one of the most attractive men in South Park with his face resembling David Hasselhoff, and he decides to quit teaching and pursue women. Stan wins the dinner but finds out that Ms. Ellen has no intention of making love with him. Wendy however sees them through the window. The next day several Iraqi men burst into the classroom and declare that Ms. Ellen is actually an Iraqi fugitive. As she resists arrest, she inadvertently kills Kenny by impaling him with a sword to his face. The soldiers take her into custody and shoot her into the center of the Sun via a rocket.
Mr. Garrison becomes a model and has great success, but he soon finds himself being chased throughout the streets by a large group of women attracted to him. Frightened by all the attention, Mr. Garrison decides to return to his normal looks. Wendy reclaims Stan as her boyfriend. Wendy speaks with the Iraqi men in fluent Arabic and pays them with a wad of American money. Later, Wendy watches joyfully as the rocket blows up in the sun, and Kyle realizes Wendy hired the Iraqis to kill Ms. Ellen. The episode ends with Wendy, declaring "I told her: 'Don't... f**k... with... Wendy... Testaburger!'"