South Park - Episode 0317 - Original Air Date: 12th January 2000.
This South Park episode was write by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
The third grade class of South Park elementary is invited to play "My Country 'Tis of Thee" at the "4 Million Child Blow 2000" event. When he hears that it's in Arkansas, Mr. Garrison tries to get out of the trip, to avoid contact with his estranged family. After Mr. Mackey forces him to confront his problems, Mr. Garrison reunites with his parents.
The boys run into some boys from New York, who called them names. Our boys decide to find the brown noise and then use that to revenge on the New York kids.
Things turn out good for Mr. Garrison and brown for the entire planet.
At the end of the episode, when asked for his destination by the bus driver, Mr. Garrison says "Second star to the right, then straight on 'til morning.". This is the same line spoken in J.M. Barrie's 1904 play "Peter Pan."
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(The complete plot for this South Park Episode)
Four million children, including those from Mr. Garrison's class, are scheduled to play "My Country, 'Tis of Thee" at the televised Worldwide Recorder Concert in Oklahoma City led by Yoko Ono and Kenny G, but a flood caused the concert to be relocated in Little Rock, Mr. Garrison's hometown. This causes him considerable anxiety (as he confesses to Mr. Mackey) for he had an issue with his father in the past.In Arkansas, the boys encounter a hostile group of kids from New York, also there for the concert, who call them "queefs". At first, the boys do not understand what queef means; assuming the New York kids had made the word up, the boys try to get back at them by making up their own word: mung, which as it turns out, is a real word. Even the other South Park kids know this word, leading to the four being jeered by both the New Yorkers and their own classmates. The boys want to find a way to get back at them, and when Cartman succeeds in his efforts to discover the legendary "brown noise", a sound made with the recorder that causes the listener to lose control of their bowels and "crap their pants"; the boys plan to trick the New York kids into playing it. However, by accident, the altered sheet music for the concert is discovered by the organizer of the concert and is photocopied and redistributed to everyone.
Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison has confronted his father about the issues of S.H., however, the issue was not that his dad had M. him, but rather that he felt neglected because his father had not touched him. When Mr. Mackey finds out about this, he fears Mr. Garrison is so distraught about the issue that he could actually die if Mr. Garrison Sr. does not M. him. Afterwards, Mr. Garrison is assaulted in the middle of the night by a mysterious stranger, and he sets off for the concert happy to have sorted things out with his father. After he leaves, Kenny G exits a closet and refuses $100 from Mr. Garrison's father, implying that Kenny G. is actually the one who M. Mr. Garrison.
In the middle of the concert, the boys discover that everyone is playing the altered sheet music containing the brown note and race to stop the concert. Alas, they are too late and the note is played, and with the power of four million recorders behind it, everyone in the world ends up defecating in their pants, whether or not they are watching the broadcast. Some, i.e. Kenny, soil themselves to death (although, at the end of episode, Kenny is seen, alive and healthy, in the bus with the other kids). The New York kids are very impressed by this and take back the negative feelings directed at them. Mr. Mackey ends up telling the boys what a queef is, describing it as "a v**inal expulsion of gas, mmkay." Mr. Garrison is passionately kissed by Kenny G before leaving and thanks him, noting that he kisses just like his father. The boys leave and drive off into the stars.