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South Park is fifth episode of the seventh season of the Comedy Central series South Park. It was originally broadcast on April 16, 2003.
Cartman's hand-puppet seniora "Jennifer Lopez" (who like tacos and burritos) garners major publicity, which angers the real Jennifer Lopez.
The fake J.Lo. have such a succes she even gains real Jenifer Lopez's boyfriendm - Ben Affleck.
The news of the wedding again angers the actual Jennifer Lopez as she attempts to kill Cartman. Cartman decides to make a run for it and leave everything behind.
The episode ends with Jennifer Lopez working at a 'La Taco' restaurant. She complains she had six platinum records and starred in five Hollywood movies. The Mexican worker next to her responds "Yeah. Me too."
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(The complete plot for this South Park Episode)
South Park Elementary holds a cultural diversity event in which Kyle gives a report on the role of Latinos in American technology. A board of Latino community leaders seem pleased with Kyle's report. Cartman goes on stage to report on the effect of Latino culture on the arts in America. He says he has a special guest, Jennifer Lopez. However, it turns out to merely be a ventriloquist act with Cartman's hand acting as the head of "Ms. Lopez" who is a Hispanic stereotype in every way. Despite this offensive display, the judges inexplicably give him first place for having the best report, and he wins a $20 gift certificate at the mall. This angers Kyle, as he thinks Cartman's speech is immature, and because while Kyle had spent weeks laboring over his speech, it is implied that Cartman spent very little time in preparation.Cartman further enrages Kyle by insisting that "Ms. Lopez" has a mind of her own. When the children go to the mall, Cartman—at the apparent behest of "Ms. Lopez"—pays ten dollars to record a music video at a recording store. The video gets sent to the record company, proving a success and propelling "Ms. Lopez" to stardom. However, the executives agree that "Ms. Lopez" has too many similarities to the actual pop star Jennifer Lopez and decide to replace the more difficult human performer with the puppet because they cannot have two Jennifer Lopezes.
When the actual Jennifer Lopez hears that she is being fired, she gets very angry, especially when she learns that her job has been replaced by a puppet. Jennifer Lopez and her husband-to-be, Ben Affleck, show up at South Park Elementary in a limousine. Lopez starts to beat up Cartman's hand until he pleads that he will stop his ventriloquist act. As the two celebrities leave, Affleck catches sight of "Ms. Lopez" and falls in love with her. Tension between Cartman and the hand-puppet escalates as "Ms. Lopez" forces him to do things her way.
Affleck invites "Ms. Lopez" for a ride in his car. Cartman reluctantly agrees. The next morning Cartman awakes to find in his bed Affleck, who announces that he and "Ms. Lopez" was together all night. Cartman exclaims "AWWWW, Ben Affleck's spooge!",line from the TV-14 syndicated version.
The news of the wedding again angers the actual Jennifer Lopez as she attempts to kill "Ms. Lopez". Cartman runs. On a bridge, Jennifer Lopez, the police, Ben Affleck, the people from the recording company, Kyle, Kenny and Stan catch up with Cartman and "Ms. Lopez". Everyone starts to argue about "Ms. Lopez". "Ms. Lopez" screams for everyone to be quiet. Cartman removes her hair and "Ms. Lopez", in a male voice, makes the confession that her real name is Mitch Connor, a con man who has been moving around from town to town. Connor apologizes to Ben for playing with his heart and states that he will die because he has recently consumed a cyanide pill. Connor then "dies", as Cartman makes it look like she "flutters away" into the wind, and everyone goes away except for the boys.
Kyle then asks Cartman to explain Mitch Connor. Cartman says, "Look, I don't care what you guys believe. But with all the crazy stuff that goes on in this town, isn't it possible, just possible, that something I don't understand happened here?" When Kyle admits that it's possible, Cartman starts singing, "Ha ha ha ha haa haa! I got you, kinda! I got you, kinda!" I realy love the end of this episode, with Jennifer Lopez working at a La Taco restaurant while on probation. She complains she had six platinum records and starred in five Hollywood movies. The Mexican worker next to her responds "Yeah. Me too."