South Park Zone - Season 10 - Episode 1013 - Go God Go XII (part 2)
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South Park - Go God Go XII is episode 1013 of Comedy Central's South Park, which aired on November 8, 2006. The episode is a continuation of the previous episode, "Go God Go". The episode is rated TV-MA.
This South Park continues the storry frm the 1st part. So, Cartman frozen in the snow for over 500 years, awakens in the future, only to be caught up in a war between atheists.
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Continuing the plot from "Go God Go", Cartman is still trapped in the year 2546, after his plan to submit himself to cryogenic suspension to avoid waiting for the release of the Wii goes awry. In the year 2546, worldwide atheism, founded by Richard Dawkins and his wife Mrs. Garrison, has eradicated religion. Atheism has in turn split into three hostile denominations at perpetual war over the so-called "Great Question": the super-intelligent otters of the AAA (Allied Atheist Alliance), the humans of the UAA (United Atheist Alliance), and a rival human faction, the UAL (Unified Atheist League).Cartman is seen ending a massive quest to obtain a still-functioning Wii from a museum. However, he learns to his frustration that the Wii is incompatible with viewing screens of the 26th century. He decides to use a "Time Phone" to call the past and thereby prevent his self-freezing plan from ever happening. Although Cartman successfully uses the Time Phone to call several people in the past (including himself), they all hang up on him, and thus the attempt to prevent his do-it-yourself cryonics experiment fails.
As the vicious sea otters of the AAA complete their planning for a sneak attack against the UAA and UAL, one elderly otter, known as 'The Wise One', asks whether the war is worth fighting, and implies that logic and science can be harmonized with some sort of belief in the supernatural. After pondering this for a moment, the rest of the otters brutally murder the Wise One. A massive battle between the three atheist groups begins, during which Cartman discovers the nature of the "Great Question": the war is being fought over which denomination name is the most logical for atheists to call themselves: the AAA, the UAL, or the UAA (with the otters passionately defending the alliteration of the acronym "AAA").
Cartman desperately tries again to call the past, and this time interrupts passionate sex between Garrison and Dawkins, who picks up the phone. As a result, Dawkins learns from Cartman that Mrs. Garrison is actually a post-op transsexual, prompting him to end the relationship immediately in horror.
Now that the two "co-founders of world atheism" are no longer destined to marry, the future is altered significantly. Cartman suddenly finds himself in a room with members of all three factions, who live in peace with each other and explain that no one fights about abstract "-isms" anymore; instead, they're at war with the "French-Chinese" over legal ownership of Hawaii. Religion is again freely practiced; an otter present seemingly practices Zen Buddhism.
Cartman is sent back to the 21st century and merges with his present-self, but is outraged to discover that the people from the future sent him back too far: he now has a full two months until the Wii release, instead of three weeks. He then receives a phone call from another future Cartman, who vainly tries to warn him against freezing himself again. Present Cartman angrily hangs up on himself, thinking it is a prank phone call from Kyle.